Things to say when you're irritated

[Mark_Bloomfield]

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!!

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self control.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be...?

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Earth is full, Go home.

[Christel]

HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!! I'm about to use one on my husband whose irritating the crap out of me!!!!!!!