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Old 3rd May 2005, 06:03
nahtan nahtan is offline
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Angry United States Of America: The Land Of Milk And Honey

A South African professional who left his country of birth many years ago to settle iU.S.A.,the LAND OF MILK AND HONEY felt it difficult to get a job commensurate with his
academic accomplishments and experience. Being of a darker hue and speaking English with
a "British accent" he was discriminated. He worked as a janitor and busboy in order to eke a living. Finally, with great disappointment he decided to leave the United States.At the airport he was met by many friends and relatives. Among them was his very close friend who missed him very much. The friend hugged him and asked him ,"When are you returning to the LAND OF MILK AND HONEY"? He responded, " I am not returning to the LAND OF MILK AND HONEY again as I was kicked by the cows and stung by the bees several times while
seeking gold.
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Old 6th May 2005, 23:01
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what a morbid sort of joke, dude! Too true though, I'm sure.
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Old 7th May 2005, 12:34
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It is said..."the people who know how will always be working for the people who know why".

Replace Racism (White Supremacy) With Justice.
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Old 7th May 2005, 20:36
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Edward - Please keep political statments to the political board.

Same goes for other statements specific to other topics.

It makes admin easier and keep the board tidy.

Thank you
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Old 18th May 2005, 15:55
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The guy should have gone to New Zealand for milk, and Australia for honey.
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Old 18th May 2005, 20:06
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good milk in Kiwi-land?
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Old 18th May 2005, 21:06
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The guy should have gone to New Zealand for milk, and Australia for honey.
Last time I looked, New Zealand was full of sheep and Australia wasn't full of much but sand. How about Jersey for the milk, but I still don't know where is famous for its honey.
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