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Old 12th September 2006, 13:20
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Ransom crisis in SA!!!!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,

"What's going on...???"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Thabo Mbeki and Trevor Manuel.

They're asking for a £310 million ransom.

Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.

We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About one litre."
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Old 25th September 2006, 10:57
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ha ha! enjoyed that one!
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Old 11th October 2006, 13:39
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nice one that tickled the funny bone abit!
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Old 11th October 2006, 18:07
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Funny!

At first I though, what a shame this is funny.
Then I realised if the joke was changed to Bush, Blair, ... - It would still be funny
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Old 18th October 2006, 10:54
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lol, that was funny
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