joke (anecdot)

[Muzhik]

One man for the first time came in the zoo. And hi did not know what is a kangaroo. Hi was brought to lion, and hi was asked: “What is it?” Hi answered: “A lion”. Hi was brought to peacock and was asked: “What is it?” Hi answered: “ A peacock”. He was brought to kangaroo and asked: “What is it?” Hi thought, thought … At last: “Mmm… mmm… I don’t know. Mmm… A hare 40 – 45 years old”

[quentinuys]

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

[udeze]

LMAO, nice one, thanks for sharing

[classdummy]

Hahaha! you guys have to read this blog, its so funny! People saying stupid stuff in class. "Wait, for how long is earth hour?"
Class Dummy

[Livespace]

Haha the "Millionaire" joke is a classic.